The night of Lucinda Breen's thirtieth-birthday party appeared to be no different. It was late in the evening and I was feeling a bit drunk, a bit dangerous and a bit angry, even though it wasn't his fault that he didn't fancy me.
'How are you, Grace?'
Even the way he said my name hurt.
'Annoyed. Why is everything so much easier for men?'
'Is it?'
'They can pee standing up'. Then, segueing from the general to the particular. 'And when they fancy someone they can just throw them a cheesy chat-up line'.
'Like what?'
'Like... if I said you had a beatiful body would you hold it against me?'
'Yes', he said.
'Yes, what?'
'Yes, I would hold it against you.'
I was dumbstruck for a good ten seconds. 'You would?'
'Yes. I thought you'd never ask.'
Again I was dumbstruck.
'Why should I have to ask. You're the man.'
'Grace Gildee, I never knew you were such an old romantic.'
'I'm not.'
'That's what I thought.'
'But If you were... interested... you
are interested, aren't you? I'm not making a big fool of myself here, am I?'
'No.'
'No?'
'No, you're not making a fool of yourself. Yes, I am interested.'
Was this really happening?'So why didn't you let me know?'
'...I wasn't sure. You were friendly, but you're friendly to everyone... I've been out of game a long time.'
I couldn't believe he was saying these things. It was as if my real life and my fantasy life had merged. Every word I'd ever wished for was coming from his mouth.'
'You're so full of life,' he said. 'I thought I'd never be enough for you. Dazzler.'
'What?'
'That's my name for you. Dazzler Gildee. Because you dazzle me.'
This charming man
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